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Joe McDoakes is an American short film comedy series produced and directed by Richard L. Bare for Warner Bros. A total of 63 black and white live action one-reel short subjects films were made and released between 1942 and 1956. The Joe McDoakes shorts are also known as the Behind the Eight Ball (for the large eight ball Joe appeared behind in the opening credits) or the So You Want... series (as the film titles began with this phrase). The character's name comes from "Joe Doakes," which was then a popular American slang term for the average man.

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Joe McDoakes
Directed by	Richard Bare
Written by	George O'Hanlon Various
Produced by	Richard Bare Gordon Hollingshead
Starring	George O'Hanlon Jane Harker (1947–1948) Phyllis Coates (1948–1953, 1956) Jane Frazee (1954–1955) Various
Narrated by	Art Gilmore (1942, 1946-1949-1950) Knox Manning (1945)
Music by	William Lava
Production company	Richard L. Bare Productions
Distributed by	Warner Bros. Pictures The Vitaphone Corporation
Release date	November 14, 1942 – July 14, 1956
Running time	10 minutes (per short)
Country	United States
Language	English

The theme song of the series is "I Know that You Know" (music by Vincent Youmans) from his Broadway musical Oh, Please! (1926), used later in the MGM musical Hit the Deck (1955).

George O'Hanlon, who would later provide the voice of George Jetson in Hanna-Barbera's animated sitcom The Jetsons, starred as the series' title character, Joe McDoakes. These one-reel shorts were co-written by Bare and O'Hanlon, although Bare usually received sole screen credit as writer. Art Gilmore, through 1948, served as the narrator of Joe's humorous efforts to accomplish the activity that was the focus of the short. Gordon Hollingshead, who won five Academy Awards for producing other short subjects for Warner Bros., was also credited as a producer on the series until his death in 1952, although his role on this series was primarily as liaison between the studio and the director.

History

The series began with So You Want to Give Up Smoking, made as a project by Bare to teach his students at the University of Southern California the fundamentals of making a movie. It was picked up by Warner Bros. for $2500 and became the first of a series of short subjects. Only one more short was produced before World War II caused the series to be suspended, but production resumed in 1945 with So You Think You're Allergic.

These first three shorts were filmed silent, with narration added in post-production, in the manner of the popular Pete Smith shorts, made at MGM from 1931 to 1955. They also resembled the Smith shorts in that they addressed actual, everyday problems (giving up smoking, caring for the eyes, coping with allergies) in an instructional but humorous way.

In 1946 the series began using live sound recording, and the addition of dialogue gave the films a new dimension. Now the action was being played strictly for laughs, with many familiar character actors adding to the fun. Fritz Feld, Ralph Sanford, Philip Van Zandt, Fred Kelsey, and Leo White made frequent appearances; semi-regulars were Clifton Young and later Del Moore as Joe's loudmouthed pal Homer, Rodney Bell as dumb-bell "helper" Marvin, and Ted Stanhope as an all-purpose authority figure (desk clerk, salesman, businessman, etc.). Many of the shorts are domestic comedies, with "the original hard-luck kid" McDoakes insisting on carrying a project through, with often disastrous consequences. So You Want a Model Railroad has Joe so engrossed in the hobby that it overruns his entire apartment; So You Want to Be a Cowboy has Joe going to a movie, and creating a disturbance when he envisions himself as a cowboy hero; So You're Going on a Vacation has Joe struggling with a camping outfit.

Warner contract player Jane Harker co-starred as Joe's wife, Alice, in eight comedies, beginning with So You Want to Play the Horses in 1946 and ending with So You Want to Build a House in 1948. Screen newcomer Phyllis Coates took over the role in So You Want to Be in Politics. Coates had married producer/director Bare that same year; the working relationship between Coates and Bare would survive their divorce. Former singing star Jane Frazee assumed the role beginning with So You Want to Be Your Own Boss (1954), but Coates returned in 1956 for the last three installments. Harker, Coates, and Frazee each displayed a fine sense of comedy as Joe's long-suffering mate. While the Little Alice character would appear in most of the shorts, the actress playing her would not be billed, and unless the story required Joe to be married, not only would Alice not appear, but Joe could even be a bachelor again, as there was no continuity between installments.

Star O'Hanlon and director Bare shared the same crazy sense of humor, which ran all through the series. So You Want to Be a Detective pokes fun at the detective mystery Lady in the Lake; the action is in the first person, with the camera representing Art Gilmore (taking a more active role in the story than usual), who is presumably tagging along with Joe. In So You Want to Be in Pictures, McDoakes is listening to a record that is providing an acting lesson, and when the telephone rings the record tells him to answer it. Later in that same short, McDoakes is hired to serve as a stunt double at a movie studio. The job turns out to be a George O'Hanlon comedy (the clapper board identifies it as So You Want to Hold Your Wife), and Joe takes a pie in the face from Jane Harker! So You Want to Know Your Relatives turns into a wicked satire of This Is Your Life, with Joe as the reluctant guest of honor. Joe occasionally punctuates the end of a scene by looking straight into the camera to speak to (or commiserate with) the movie audience.

The series hit its stride in the late 1940s, gaining three consecutive Academy Award nominations in the category of Short Subjects, one-reel for So You Want to Be in Pictures (1947), So You Want to Be on the Radio (1948), and So You Think You're Not Guilty (1949). For most of the series's run, the McDoakes shorts were the only live-action comedies offered in the 10-minute length, making them handy for theater owners to include in their programs. The series ran until 1956, when the decline of the studio system brought an end to the production of short subjects by Warner Bros. and most of the other Hollywood studios.

Cast and crew

Note: Appearance credits for non-billed actors may be incomplete or incorrect due to inaccurate sources.

Billed cast and crew

• George O'Hanlon - Joe McDoakes
• Art Gilmore - Narrator (1942, 1946–1950)
• Knox Manning - Narrator (1945)
• Richard Bare - Director/Producer
• Gordon Hollingshead - Producer (1942-1953)

Alice McDoakes

• Jane Harker (1946–1948)
• Phyllis Coates (1948–1953, 1956)
• Jane Frazee (1954–1955)

Character actors with 10 or more appearances

• Rodney Bell
• Fred Kelsey
• Ted Stanhope
• Clifton Young

Guest cast notable for other roles

• Arthur Q. Bryan, the voice of Elmer Fudd, appeared on screen in So You Want a Model Railroad and So You Want to Be a Paper Hanger and filled in for Art Gilmore as the narrator in So You Want to Be a Policeman.
• George Chandler and Ronald Reagan, both of whom would later be President of the Screen Actors Guild (SAG), appeared in the same short, So You Want to Be in Pictures.
• Iron Eyes Cody offered a "scalp" treatment to Joe in So You Want to Keep Your Hair.
• The screen duo of Doris Day and Gordon MacRae has a cameo in So You Want a Television Set.
• Charlie Hall, who served as the foil in many Laurel and Hardy shorts, had his last screen appearance in So You Want to Play the Piano.
• Lyle Talbot, a founding member of SAG, was in So You Want to Be Your Own Boss.
• Frank Nelson, frequent guest star on The Jack Benny Program and I Love Lucy, appeared in So You're Going to Have an Operation, So You Want to Be an Actor, and So You Want to Know Your Relatives.

Shorts

Title	Approximate production date [1][2]	Release date	Notes including key co-stars with George O'Hanlon[3]
So You Want to Give Up Smoking	early 1942	November 14, 1942	Art Gilmore (narrator)
So You Think You Need Glasses	early 1942	December 26, 1942	Art Gilmore (narrator)
So You Think You're Allergic	June 1945	December 1, 1945	Knox Manning (narrator), Barbara Billingsley (cameo)
So You Want to Play the Horses	June 1946	October 5, 1946	Art Gilmore (narrator), Jane Harker, Richard Erdman, Leo White, Clifton Young, Fred Kelsey
So You Want to Keep Your Hair	April 1946	December 7, 1946	Art Gilmore (narrator), Leo White, Fred Kelsey, Iron Eyes Cody, Buster Brodie
So You Think You're a Nervous Wreck	September 1946	December 28, 1946	Art Gilmore (narrator), Clifton Young, Fred Kelsey, Howard M. Mitchell, Ted Stanhope
So You're Going to Be a Father	December 1946	May 10, 1947	Art Gilmore (narrator), Jane Harker, Fred Kelsey, Leo White, Emmett Vogan
So You Want to Be in Pictures	December 1946	June 7, 1947	Art Gilmore (narrator), George Chandler, Clyde Cook, Ralph Sanford, Jack Carson, Ronald Reagan, Wayne Morris, Janis Paige. Nominee for Academy Award for Best Live Action Short Film.
So You're Going on a Vacation	December 1946	July 5, 1947	Art Gilmore (narrator), Jane Harker, Ted Stanhope, Lennie Bremen, Clifton Young
So You Want to Be a Salesman	February 1947	September 13, 1947	Art Gilmore (narrator), Jane Harker, Lennie Bremen, Ted Stanhope, Rose Plumer, Lottie Williams
So You Want to Hold Your Wife	June 1947	November 22, 1947	Art Gilmore (narrator), Jane Harker, Ted Stanhope
So You Want an Apartment	July 1947	January 3, 1948	Art Gilmore (narrator), Jane Harker, Ted Stanhope, Clifton Young, Fred Kelsey
So You Want to Be a Gambler	August 1947	February 14, 1948	Art Gilmore (narrator), Clifton Young, Douglas Fowley, Leo White
So You Want to Build a House	June 1947	May 15, 1948	Art Gilmore (narrator), Jane Harker, Clifton Young, Fred Kelsey, Ralph Peters, Donald Kerr, Ralph Littlefield
So You Want to Be a Detective	September 1947	June 26, 1948	Art Gilmore (narrator), Lila Leeds, Clifton Young, George Magrill, Olaf Hytten, Fred Kelsey, Howard Mitchell, Charles Horvath, Philo Mccullough, Charles Marsh, Donald Kerr, Kit Guard
So You Want to Be in Politics	July 1948	October 2, 1948	Phyllis Coates, Clifton Young, Fred Kelsey
So You Want to Be on the Radio	July 1948	November 6, 1948	Phyllis Coates, Clifton Young, Fred Kelsey, Ted Stanhope, Leo White, Jack Lomas. Nominee for Academy Award for Best Live Action Short Film.
So You Want to Be a Baby-Sitter	March 1948	January 8, 1949	Art Gilmore (narrator), Phyllis Coates, Clifton Young, Billy Gray
So You Want to Be Popular	December 1948	March 12, 1949	Art Gilmore (narrator), Phyllis Coates, Clifton Young, Creighton Hale, Ted Stanhope, Leo White
So You Want to Be a Muscle Man	March 1949	July 2, 1949	Phyllis Coates, Clarence Ross, Willard Waterman
So You're Having In-Law Trouble	April–May 1949	August 27, 1949	Phyllis Coates, Clifton Young, Willard Waterman
So You Want to Get Rich Quick	August 1949	October 28, 1949	Phyllis Coates, Fred Clark, Joe Turkel, Frank Nelson
So You Want to Be an Actor	August 1949	December 3, 1949	Art Gilmore (narrator), Fred Clark, Fred Kelsey, Frank Nelson, Ralph Sanford, Clifton Young, Ted Stanhope, Dorothy Vaughan
So You Think You're Not Guilty	October 1949	December 21, 1949 (Preview) April 7, 1950 (Release)	Phyllis Coates, Ralph Sanford, Ted Stanhope, Fred Kelsey, Willard Waterman. Nominee for Academy Award for Best Live Action Short Film.
So You Want to Throw a Party	October 1949	February 4, 1950	Phyllis Coates, Billy Curtis, Willard Waterman, Ted Stanhope, Fred Kelsey, Jack Lomas, Edward Gargan
So You Want to Hold Your Husband	May 1950	July 1, 1950	Phyllis Coates, Ted Stanhope, Fred Kelsey, Monte Blue, Art Gilmore
So You Want to Move	May 1950	August 19, 1950	Phyllis Coates, Rodney Bell, Ralph Sanford, Charles Sullivan
So You Want a Raise	July 1950	September 23, 1950	Phyllis Coates, Willard Waterman, Margie Liszt, Edward Gargan, Fred Kelsey
So You're Going to Have an Operation	July 1950	December 2, 1950	Fritz Feld, Ted Stanhope, Frank Nelson
So You Want to Be a Handyman	July 1950	January 3, 1951	Rodney Bell
So You Want to Be a Cowboy	November 1950	April 14, 1951	Phyllis Coates, Ted Stanhope, Eddie Gribbon, Harry Wilson.
So You Want to Be a Paperhanger	December 1950	June 2, 1951	Phyllis Coates, Rodney Bell, Arthur Q. Bryan, Anne O’Neal
So You Want to Buy a Used Car	December 1950	July 28, 1951	Phyllis Coates, Fred Kelsey, Bobby Jellison
So You Want to Be a Bachelor	June 1951	September 22, 1951	Phyllis Coates, Ted Stanhope, Chester Clute, Jack Rice, Fred Kelsey
So You Want to Be a Plumber	July 1951	November 10, 1951	Phyllis Coates, Rodney Bell
So You Want to Get It Wholesale	July 1951	January 12, 1952	Phyllis Coates, Rodney Bell, Frank Nelson, Ted Stanhope, Charles Sullivan, Jack Mower, Georg Penbroke
So You Want to Enjoy Life	January 1952	March 29, 1952	Del Moore, Fritz Feld , Arthur Q. Bryan
So You're Going to a Convention	January 1952	June 7, 1952	Phyllis Coates, Connie Cezan
So You Never Tell a Lie	January 1952	August 2, 1952	Phyllis Coates, Rodney Bell, Emory Parnell, Jack Mower, Anne O’Neal
So You're Going to the Dentist	July 1952	September 20, 1952	Rodney Bell, Frank Nelson
So You Want to Wear the Pants	July 1952	November 8, 1952	Phyllis Coates, Fritz Feld
So You Want to Be a Musician	August 1952	December 14, 1952	Maurice Cass, Philip Van Zandt, Fred Kelsey, Chester Conklin, Paul Maxey, Fritz Feld
So You Want to Learn to Dance	December 1952	March 28, 1953	Emory Parnell, Jack Mower, Creighton Hale, Jesslyn Fax
So You Want a Television Set	December 1952	May 23, 1953	Phyllis Coates, Rodney Bell, Philip Van Zandt, Fred Kelsey, Doris Day, Gordon MacRae
So You Love Your Dog	December 1952	August 1, 1953	Phyllis Coates
So You Think You Can't Sleep	August 1953	October 31, 1953	Phyllis Coates, Ted Stanhope, Fred Kelsey
So You Want to Be an Heir	August 1953	December 19, 1953	Phyllis Coates, Philip Van Zandt
So You're Having Neighbor Trouble	November 1953	December 26, 1953	Phyllis Coates, Rodney Bell, Arthur Q. Bryan
So You Want to Be Your Own Boss	December 1953	March 13, 1954	Jane Frazee, Rodney Bell, Phil Arnold, Fred Kelsey, Lyle Talbot
So You Want to Go to a Nightclub	December 1953	May 1, 1954	Jane Frazee, Philip Van Zandt, Del Moore, Joi Lansing, Jack Chefe, Ralph Brooks
So You Want to Be a Banker	April 1954	July 3, 1954	Snub Pollard, Fred Kelsey
So You're Taking in a Roomer	August 1954	October 30, 1954	Jane Frazee, Rodney Bell, Joi Lansing, Fred Kelsey, Herb Vigran
So You Want to Know Your Relatives	September 1954	December 18, 1954	Jane Frazee, Frank Nelson, Emory Parnell, Herb Vigran, Iris Adrian
So You Don't Trust Your Wife	September 1954	January 29, 1955	Jane Frazee, Fred Kelsey
So You Want to Be a Gladiator	December 1954	March 12, 1955	Jane Frazee, Del Moore, Philip Van Zandt, John Doucette
So You Want to Be on a Jury	December 1954	May 7, 1955	Jackson Wheeler, Phil Arnold, Arthur Q. Bryan, Philip Van Zandt
So You Want a Model Railroad	December 1954	August 27, 1955	Jane Frazee, Ted Stanhope, Anne O’Neal, Arthur Q. Bryan
So You Want to Be a V.P.	September 1955	October 29, 1955	Emory Parnell, Del Moore, Joi Lansing, Minerva Urecal, Philip Van Zandt
So You Want to Be a Policeman	October 1955	December 17, 1955	Arthur Q. Bryan, Joi Lansing, Sandy Sanders
So You Think the Grass Is Greener	October 1955	January 28, 1956	Jane Frazee, Joi Lansing, Emory Parnell, Del Moore
So You Want to Be Pretty	December 1955	March 10, 1956	Phyllis Coates, Fritz Feld, Iris Adrian
So You Want to Play the Piano	December 1955	May 5, 1956	Phyllis Coates, Ralph Sanford, Lester Dorr, Charlie Hall
So Your Wife Wants to Work	December 1955	July 14, 1956	Phyllis Coates, Emory Parnell, Lester Dorr

Home video availability

Warner Bros. has released the entire series of 63 shorts in the DVD-R format, as The Joe McDoakes Collection. Individual shorts can also be found as extras on DVDs of classic Warner Bros. films of the period:

• So You Want to Give Up Smoking is on the DVD of All Through the Night.
• So You Think You Need Glasses is on the DVD of The Man Who Came to Dinner
• So You Think You're Allergic is on the DVD of Objective, Burma!
• So You Think You're a Nervous Wreck is on the DVD of A Night in Casablanca.
• So You Want to Be in Pictures is on the DVD of The Hasty Heart
• So You Want to Be a Detective is on the DVD of The Treasure of the Sierra Madre.
• So You Want to Be on the Radio is on the DVD of Adventures of Don Juan.[4]
• So You Want to Be an Actor is on the DVD of My Dream Is Yours
• So You Think You're Not Guilty is on the DVD of White Heat.
• So You Want to Hold Your Husband is on the DVD of Tea for Two
• So You Want to Move is on the DVD of Rocky Mountain
• So You Want a Raise is on the DVD of Montana
• So You're Going to Have an Operation is on the DVD of The Flame and the Arrow
• So You Want to Be a Paper Hanger is on the DVD of Jim Thorpe - All-American
• So You Want to Be a Bachelor is on the DVD of Starlift
• So You Want to Enjoy Life is on the DVD of Big Jim McLain
• So You Want to Wear the Pants is on the DVD of April in Paris
• So You Want to Learn to Dance and So You Want a Television Set are on the DVD of By the Light of the Silvery Moon.
• So You Love Your Dog is on the DVD of Calamity Jane
• So You Think You Can't Sleep is on the DVD of Trouble Along the Way
• So You Want to Be an Heir is on the DVD of South Sea Woman
• So You Want to Know Your Relatives is on the DVD of His Majesty O'Keefe
• So Your Wife Wants to Work is on the DVD of The Spirit of St. Louis.

See also

• List of live-action short subject series by Hollywood studios § Warner Bros.

Notes

References

• Liebman, Roy Vitaphone Films – A Catalogue of the Features and Shorts, McFarland & Company, 2003.
• Maltin, Leonard The Great Movie Shorts, Bonanza Books, 1972.

External links

• Review of The Joe McDoakes Collection at DVD Talk
• Appreciation and review by Leonard Maltin

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